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so i was on the train today and i hear a guy yelling “HOW DO YOU TAKE THINGS OUT OF THE EARPHONE HOLE ON THIS PHONE. YES. PLUG HOLE” 

i fuckin laughed out loud and then snorted and the lady next to me started laughing at me laughing 

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“Hope can be bruised and battered. It can be forced underground and even rendered unconscious, but hope cannot be killed.”
Sonia pg. 403 in Unsouled by Neal Shusterman

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Ricky: We are much closer to the chimpanzee. 98.6% genetically identical. Think of that! We only differ on 1.4% of our genetic makeup.
Karl: Well, that must be the arse.